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I Don't Need Therapy Just Need More Plants

I Don't Need Therapy Just Need More Plants

$29.99
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Style
Color: Black7 colors
Size

Wrong size? We’ll send a new tee.

No return needed. Contact us within 30 days of purchase.

About this tee

Fabric & Material Details
The T-shirt is made from Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton™ Tee, featuring a medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric crafted from 100% cotton for lasting comfort and breathability.

The Sweatshirt is made from Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt, using a medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for durability, warmth, and everyday comfort.

The Hoodie is made from Gildan 18500 Unisex Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt, built with medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50% cotton and 50% polyester, delivering cozy warmth and a soft feel perfect for chilly days.

The Long Sleeve T-shirt is made from Gildan 5400 Unisex Heavy Cotton™ Long Sleeve Tee, featuring a medium-weight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) 100% cotton fabric that’s both comfortable and durable.

Shipping & delivery

  • Production Time: It takes 1 - 3 days to finish your order and ship out.
  • Shipping Time:
    US: You will receive your order anywhere from 5-7 business days (depending on the shipping method you chose) from the date that it is shipped out, not the date the order is placed.
  • Worldwide: 15-20 business days
  • Tracking Number: When available, we will send you the tracking number with the confirmation email so that you can track the package online.

Keep it looking good

Machine wash cold with like colors. Do not use bleach or fabric softener. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry.

Our 30-day promise

Don’t love it? We’ll refund you. No return needed — donate it or pass it on.

T-shirt doesn’t fit? We’ll send a new tee in your size. You don’t need to send the original back.

Email hello@soilgal.com within 30 days of purchase with your order number. For sweatshirts, hoodies or larger orders, just email us and we’ll take care of it with you personally. Read the full policy

Find your comfortable

A fit that feels like you.

Our tees, long sleeves, sweatshirts & hoodies are unisex Gildan® blanks. Use your bust measurement — or compare a top you already love.

Measure around the fullest part of your bust, keeping the tape level and snug — not tight.

How do you like your tees?

🤍 T-shirt not the right fit? We’ll send a new size — no return needed (within 30 days of purchase).

How we suggest a size

We use Gildan's adult unisex body chart (bust/chest): S 34–36″, M 38–40″, L 42–44″, XL 46–48″, 2XL 50–52″, 3XL 54–56″, 4XL 58–60″, 5XL 62–64″ — the same chart applies to tees, long sleeves, sweatshirts and hoodies. If you're between sizes, Closer picks the smaller size and Relaxed the larger; Oversized adds one more size. Sweatshirts and hoodies are cut about 2″ wider than tees at the same size. Your entries stay on this page and are never saved or sent anywhere.

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Close-up of the stitched shoulder seam and Gildan neck tag on a tee Gildan® fabric and construction

Why Gildan® 5000

Soft, sturdy, made for every day.

We print every design on genuine Gildan® blanks — you’re looking at the Gildan® 5000 Heavy Cotton™ Tee.

  • Cotton you can feel.

    5.3 oz, 100% U.S.-grown cotton in solid colors.

  • Keeps its shape.

    Taped neck and shoulders keep the collar neat, wash after wash.

  • Room to take it easy.

    A classic unisex fit with easy room through the body.

  • Tear-away label.

    Remove the tag for a clean, itch-free neckline.

A little help with the fit

Find your kind of comfortable.

Our sizes follow Gildan’s unisex size chart. Three quick steps and you’re set.

See the full size chart

  1. 1

    Measure around your chest.

    Wrap a soft tape under your arms, around the fullest part of your chest.

  2. 2

    Match it to the chart.

    Tap Find my size and enter your measurement — we match it to Gildan’s chart for your style.

  3. 3

    Between sizes? Size up.

    Gildan recommends sizing up for a relaxed fit. If a T-shirt still doesn’t fit, we’ll send a new size — no return needed.

Our 30-day promise

Love it. Or we’ll make it right.

Email hello@soilgal.com within 30 days of purchase with your order number. Read the full policy

Don’t love it?

Contact us for a refund. No return needed — donate it or pass it on.

T-shirt doesn’t fit?

We’ll send a new tee in your size. Keep the original — no return needed.

Before you order

A few good questions.

Still deciding? We’re happy to help.
hello@soilgal.com

Is this a women’s fit or unisex?

Our tees, sweatshirts and hoodies are classic unisex Gildan® fits. Tap Find my size to match your measurements to Gildan’s size chart — if you’re between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

How should I wash it?

Machine wash cold with like colors. Skip bleach and fabric softener. Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry to keep the print looking its best.

When will my order arrive?

Every piece is printed to order in the USA and ships in 1–3 days. Most US orders arrive about 6–9 days after you order. We’ll email your tracking link as soon as it ships.

How much is shipping?

Standard US shipping starts at $4.99 and is free on orders of $85 or more. Faster express shipping is available at checkout.

What if it doesn’t fit or I don’t love it?

You’re covered by our 30-day promise: if you don’t love it, we’ll refund you, and if a T-shirt doesn’t fit, we’ll send a new size — no return needed. Just email hello@soilgal.com within 30 days of purchase.

Can I send it as a gift?

Absolutely — just enter their address at checkout. For sizing, compare a tee they already own with our size chart, and keep the 30-day window from your purchase date in mind if you’re ordering ahead.

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